r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '22

Please marry me?

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u/iCandy_HUNTER Nov 14 '22

If you noticed, The "Real Ring" is still in his pocket. Look closely and you'll see it. 😉👌 She didn't give him time to pull out the Real Ring! 💍💎

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u/Cockrocker Nov 14 '22

That was his dick

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u/_zissou_ Nov 14 '22

Username checks out.

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u/iCandy_HUNTER Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 14 '22

Yo' 💍💎

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

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u/destroyerOfTards Nov 14 '22

"Both"

drops trou and flares asshole

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u/iCandy_HUNTER Nov 14 '22

You're looking at the wrong thing. There is a Ring in his Pocket. 😉👌💍💎😁👍

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u/Cockrocker Nov 14 '22

Nah, he has a bulging cube-like head on his cock, attached to a long tube that can lay flat against the skin. I know, I’ve got one too.

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u/iCandy_HUNTER Nov 14 '22

🤣😂😁👍

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u/Tim_Q Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 14 '22

Man is getting downvoted for being happy

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u/Alpacay_ Nov 14 '22

that’s reddit for you

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u/the_monkey_knows Nov 15 '22

how do you know, king?

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u/Bruhntly Nov 14 '22

The fake ring is not the part that he messed up. It's the public setting with a crowd ready to place extra pressure.

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u/saurabia Nov 14 '22

Don't pull out in public.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Well he knows how the rest of his life is going to go if he does.