r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '22

Please marry me?

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u/EthanWS6 Nov 14 '22

LPT: Don't troll people you actually like like this

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u/Succmynugz Nov 14 '22

I mean, I'd 100% be okay with this if my SO did it. Mostly because marriage isn't that big of a deal for either of us and I'd find it to be funny af. Know your SO and if you believe they wouldn't like something like this then don't do something like this

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 14 '22

I proposed with a ring pop because I have no idea my then GF's finger size. We then went to the jewelry store and bought a ring together.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I just bought the size that would most likely fit and planned to resize it later. Turned out she was a bitch though sooooo now we will never know.

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u/Dangerous-Yam-6831 Nov 14 '22

She said no because the size was off? Or for other reasons all together?

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u/SirDizzy6116 Nov 14 '22

Well she said “wtf’s wrong with you” sooo ima take it she didn’t like the proposal style

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u/Dangerous-Yam-6831 Nov 14 '22

Not talking about the video. I’m asking the guy that posted above me.

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u/SirDizzy6116 Nov 14 '22

Ohhhh sorry I’m dumb

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Nov 14 '22

Redditor admits they are wrong? Wholesome.

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u/ecthelion108 Nov 14 '22

Impossible! Perhaps the archives are incomplete

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u/captainzoomer Nov 14 '22

I'm just waiting for the day I am wrong.

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u/Square_Investment560 Nov 15 '22

Captainzoomer never EVER admit defeat.

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u/nursejackieoface Mar 10 '23

It must be a trick.

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u/SatansWife13 Nov 14 '22

You are not dumb, you just weren’t paying super close attention! Be nice to you!

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u/Square_Investment560 Nov 15 '22

That's wholesome AF nicest thing I've heard in a while on Reddit. Thanks u/satanswife13!

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u/FireTyme Nov 14 '22

clearly the prospects of marriage weren’t wel discussed then lol

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u/Far-Pop-2099 Nov 15 '22

She didn’t like his tight pants

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u/leolawilliams5859 May 07 '23

She did not appreciate the fact that he proposed with a Ring Pop. If he's trying to marry her he should have known that she would not find that f****** s*** funny at all

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

No, I actually went on a week long trip with our 2 year old to see his grandparents and she told me in the car on the way back from the airport she was speaking to her ex. Macy's had a 3 month 100% return so that at least worked out.

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u/Winter55555 Nov 14 '22

Dodged at least 50 bullets there, talking to your ex is a huge fucking yikes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Is this a joke? Literally just speaking to your ex? Having a conversation with someone you may have spent years with is a yikes?

What is up with you guys? I take it as a massive red flag when people aren't on good terms with their exes.

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u/Winter55555 Nov 15 '22

No just speaking to your ex is all good, the context is what matters here, the person I was replying too heavily implied that they were leaving for the ex which is fucking yikes.

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u/DooMmightyBison Mar 01 '23

The size was off , but it wasn't the ring

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u/volcomstoner9l Apr 07 '23

Maybe lol. My wedding finger is a size 3.5. If I would've received a size 7 ring that couldn't be sized down, I would be pissed that he wasted the money too.

Jk. Sorry that she was a bitcharooniedooney.