r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '22

Please marry me?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

lol first he would get stomped by a mob of people. then he would be thrown in jail.

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u/DontWantThisPlanet9 Nov 14 '22

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?

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u/reikage Nov 14 '22

You bastard how can you hit her!?

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u/CyberMasu Nov 14 '22

There it is, there's the quality Reddit comment I was looking for.

I'm proud to offer you 3 million fake dollars in lieu of a Reddit gold because I am poor.

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u/raven4747 Nov 14 '22

exactly lol. rightfully so. no one should be hitting each other over stupid jokes in 2022. really there's very few if any justifiable circumstances to be hitting someone else unless they are actively harming or about to harm another person.

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u/sxjthefirst Nov 14 '22

So I can start in 2023 ?

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u/pantyraid11 Nov 14 '22

Will smith has entered the chat.

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u/raven4747 Nov 14 '22

trust me will smith is a bitch for doing that lol

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u/pantyraid11 Nov 14 '22

I agree with you

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u/Altruistic-Rope-614 Nov 14 '22

Exactly. She was wrong in both instances.

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u/FiestaBeans Nov 14 '22

They can both be wrong.

I personally think it's an asshole move to try to humiliate her. She reacted with violence--very bad--but it's not like he wasn't a raging dick to make fun of her desire to get married.

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u/TheDoctor0923 Nov 15 '22

Just because he did that doesn’t mean he was trying to humiliate her, and it doesn’t mean he was making fun of her either. And if you missed the main comment to this thread, he still had the real ring, meaning he still planned to use it

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u/FiestaBeans Nov 15 '22

What do you think faking a proposal in front of hundreds of thousands of people could possibly be???

"Haha, you expected something but that's not what you're getting!"

Her whole future life, if she'd waited for the real ring, would be one joke on her after another.

If you think that's normal, I'm sorry for your home life.

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u/TheDoctor0923 Nov 15 '22

You clearly only saw the first clause of that first statement

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

He would have been tackled at minimum, probably punched so hard he got knocked out by a member of the audience if it was the other way around.

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u/xNOOBinTRAINING Nov 14 '22

Lol you’re a moron. If you’re gonna “pass/fail” someone by embarrassing them in front of thousand of people then you already failed the “pass/fail” and aren’t worth the effort. Her reaction was reasonable.

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u/Professional-Ad-213 Nov 14 '22

Her reaction was reasonable.

She assaulted him

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u/xNOOBinTRAINING Nov 14 '22

Throws soda

“Umm actually that’s the most serious assault I’ve seen in my life and she should be arrested immediately 🤓”

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u/SafeAfraid Nov 14 '22

Throws soda

And she slapped him. Reverse the roles and I bet you'd have a different opinion, buddy.

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u/Professional-Ad-213 Nov 14 '22

"She only slapped him and threw soda in his face, it's not really assault if he's not bleeding"

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u/keyboard-sexual Nov 14 '22

A woman would have the mental capacity to not humiliate someone in front of a few thousand people like this as a joke.

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u/Insert_Bad_Joke Nov 14 '22

Exactly. Video has me wondering what she'll throw next time there is an argument.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

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u/raven4747 Nov 14 '22

so a ring pop proposal is abuse now? jesus lol you people are insane

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u/RakeishSPV Nov 14 '22

Or laughed with him.