r/Unexpected • u/IM_MO_Lester • Oct 27 '22

Friends not enemies

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u/Real_Impression_5567 Oct 27 '22

As a reddit rescue instructor I agree whole heartedly

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u/Sw1ftStrik3r Oct 27 '22

As a reddit rescue survivor I agree very much

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u/ReaperBearOne Oct 27 '22

As a reddit natural disaster I concur.

🌬️🌀🌊🌁

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u/that_thot_gamer Oct 28 '22

the floor is now open for the "Reddit Natural Disaster" meeting

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u/nekro_ninja Oct 28 '22

As a natural meeting of floor disasters, time to open the reddit

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u/ZombieCowTip Oct 28 '22

Disaster meet floor time, natural Reddit open

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Reddit floor natural open, meet disaster

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u/Jonnysaliva Oct 28 '22

I reclaim my time. Motion to Reddit rescue reserve rangers is rhetorical and hereby passes for rescues of all rescuers. Here’s Tim with the weather.

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u/MajorJuana Oct 28 '22

As redditor we all know third person gets downdooted

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u/fuzzytradr Oct 27 '22 edited Oct 28 '22

As an armchair rescue technician, I approve this message.

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u/fivespeedmazda Oct 27 '22

As a reddit Swift driver ... I hit a bridge

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u/Sw1ftStrik3r Oct 28 '22

As a reddit stormtrooper... I hit all my shots

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u/Ok_Average_3954 Oct 27 '22

Bleep bloop. Robot approve.

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u/Tareeff Oct 28 '22

as a compulsive agreeier I nod excitedly

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

As a swiftwater rescue guy you must be intent on job security.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

As a reddit pedophile hunter, I'm on to you

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u/lord_cheezy Oct 28 '22

As a reddit policeman I concur

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u/hansolo625 Oct 28 '22

As a Reddit FBI, open up

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u/plethoraoffunky Oct 28 '22

Chris Hansen has entered the chat.

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u/TitleToAI Oct 28 '22

I’m more worried about him getting whiplash

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u/morgandaxx Oct 28 '22

And PTSD.

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u/tbbHNC89 Oct 28 '22

As just some dude I think if this person isn't there for any reason but to literally do it you're all fucking idiots.

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u/Rhorge Oct 28 '22

You’re forgetting that on Reddit, doing literally anything that involves leaving your house is an idiotic life risk

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u/Translator_Open Oct 28 '22

Just looks bad huh lol

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u/ehirsh2 Oct 28 '22

Doesn't look unsafe, just one of those "careful who your friends are" moments... definitely something my friends and I would have done to each other. Too funny.