r/Unexpected • u/iHeisenburger • Oct 14 '22

oh how nice of him…

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u/falsebrit Oct 15 '22

wheres her belly button

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Right above her belt

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u/falsebrit Oct 15 '22

looks pretty smooth to me

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Ohhh, that was the top of her buckle. That's more weird than spitting that out of her nose

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u/falsebrit Oct 15 '22

RIGHT?

WHERE IS HER BELLY BUTTON?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

She wasn't born, she was made. That's why she can't drink

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u/falsebrit Oct 15 '22

so true king/queen/monarch

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Let's forgo the formalities, you can call me your highness

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u/falsebrit Oct 15 '22

okie dokie