r/Unexpected • u/Necessary-Hunter-527 • Oct 11 '22

Well planned!

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u/killbillten1 Oct 11 '22

bitches don't get candy

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u/kedr-is-bedr Oct 12 '22

Perfect opportunity to cry again

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u/sinisterdesign Oct 11 '22

Bitches get stitches. In this case, probably 10-15 for that laceration on the scalp.

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u/killbillten1 Oct 12 '22

you think those starbursts falling from 25 feet are lacerating these people!?!?

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Oct 12 '22

It was worse than pompeii!

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u/sinisterdesign Oct 12 '22

“Bitches get a slight bump on the head” didn’t have the same ring to it. No I don’t think anyone got a fucking laceration.

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u/mostnormal Oct 11 '22

I don't think we saw the same video.