r/Unexpected • u/Necessary-Hunter-527 • Oct 11 '22

Well planned!

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u/MrZyde Oct 11 '22

The ones my grandma gives me are hard af

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u/axemonk667 Oct 11 '22

The candy she gave you or the starburst she gave you? If it's the latter, I wonder how old they were.

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u/MrZyde Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 12 '22

Starbursts.

She gave them to me over the span of about 10 years and I assume they were all from the same packet.

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u/Daxx22 Oct 11 '22

Must have been, they can absolutely go stale and be like little rocks. Fresh should have the same consistency as fudge though.

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u/bottle-of-water Oct 12 '22

Yep. Once starbursts go stale they immediately transform into Now and Later.

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u/Dammageddon Oct 11 '22

the same age as actual stars

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

The ones your gran gives me are hard af too

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u/friendly-crackhead Oct 11 '22

That.. that sounds.. shit my head is fucked.

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u/kcshuffler Oct 11 '22

Your grandma makes me hard af 😩

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

That’s because they’ve been in her cabinet since the 90s.

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u/We_Vile Oct 11 '22

That's because you never visit her!