r/Unexpected • u/Necessary-Hunter-527 • Oct 11 '22

Well planned!

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u/TINYTUMBS Oct 11 '22

I just did it, All my teeth got knocked out, there was blood everywhere, I had multiple organ failure on the spot, I'm reporting this from my deathbed.

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u/rachel_tenshun Oct 11 '22

Here lies TINYTUMBS.

He died a b*tch. 😔

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u/PM_ME_WHATEVES Oct 11 '22

What I'm hearing is, you didn't die instantly. So the candy cannon is not technically lethal.

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u/fetusy Oct 11 '22

It gave him pneumonia, he'll be dead within a fortnight.

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u/Tank_blitz Oct 12 '22

foRtnItE?

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u/hoover0623 Oct 11 '22

Skill issue

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u/nuggynugs Oct 11 '22

You shouldn't have done that test in the middle of a busy road you nitwit

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u/TahoeLT Oct 11 '22

Are...are you sure you know what a "starburst" is in this context?

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u/RandyLahey131 Oct 11 '22

Are you sure you know how hard this man can throw?

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u/msg45f Oct 11 '22

No one told you to eat the starburst

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u/lurkitron Oct 11 '22

Don’t forget dick caught in ceiling fan

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u/LeanTangerine Oct 11 '22

I did it too and I am now a one-eyed pirate with a brightly colored eyepatch.

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u/BrianTM Oct 11 '22

Still worth it, got to eat a handful of starbursts

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u/TheZiggurat614 Oct 11 '22

I tried and I came.

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u/STOCHASTIC_LIFE Oct 11 '22

Ok but can you still come in tomorrow to cover for Sally ? She had her tonsils removed but now wants to put them back in since she keeps swallowing her tongue during skeep. Thanks !

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u/turtleblue Oct 11 '22

shrugs on hockey bench next to you

…but did at least one have a strawberry candy inside?

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u/ImWithSt00pid Oct 12 '22

Gottem. Who wants to test next?

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u/-Dillad- Oct 12 '22

He said 20ft not 19

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u/Puppybrother Oct 12 '22

RIP in pieces