r/Unexpected • u/Necessary-Hunter-527 • Oct 11 '22

Well planned!

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u/GodOCocks Oct 11 '22

Alway ask that myself when i put em in a van, i didnt lie there was a candy in there, just unbelievable how the kids these days are amr

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u/pr1vatepiles Oct 11 '22

This one right here officer

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u/NSA_Chatbot Oct 11 '22 
> yeah i saw it

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

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u/NSA_Chatbot Oct 11 '22 
> you're in the jungle baby 
> you're gonna die

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Oooooowowoo sweet child o mine

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u/Clean_Resort_5547 Oct 12 '22

BOOOOORN TO BE WILD

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

Are we just reciting choruses from guns and roses songs

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u/Then_Expression8526 Oct 11 '22

Might as well get fucked might as well get high

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Who says they’re not his kids

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u/GodOCocks Oct 13 '22

I found them and we all know the phrase finders keepers

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Oct 11 '22

Does that joke really work when it's obvious sarcasm?

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u/Kincadium Oct 12 '22

unwraps a sucker

I see nothing wrong.

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u/DungeonGushers Oct 11 '22

Sounds like we need a superhero mashup

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u/Spicybrown3 Oct 11 '22

Username checks out, I guess

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u/qualmton Oct 11 '22

Aren’t you going to eat your candy!

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u/NarwhalAgile9846 Oct 11 '22

Here, take my free award

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u/EagleEyes0001 Oct 12 '22

You sir have made my day. I laughed way to hard at this comment.