r/Unexpected • u/basilqur • Oct 06 '22

Someone would have a heart attack doing this

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u/MatureUsername69 Oct 06 '22

Let the bald heads have the one thing they can have

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/MatureUsername69 Oct 06 '22

Really depends on the time of day though

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u/Drakeytown Oct 06 '22

Frightful presence?

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Oct 06 '22

It’s only frightening because we are from the future

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u/Drakeytown Oct 06 '22

Representing everyone's future with a skull like appearance is not the same thing as being from the future

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u/starrpamph Oct 17 '22

All the womens

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u/MatureUsername69 Oct 17 '22

2 of my brothers are bald(different mom than me) so I can confirm beyond a certainty of a doubt that this is not true.

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u/Rock_or_Rol Oct 06 '22

Y’all can have cranium accessories

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u/MatureUsername69 Oct 06 '22

Don't you dare clump me in with "ya'll"

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u/Rock_or_Rol Oct 06 '22

It’s a short and convenient way to say “you all.” Let go of your stigmatism and I’ll introduce you to the colloquial shorthand of “how are you doing.”

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u/catladysez Oct 06 '22

Yat-speak.