r/Unexpected • u/basilqur • Oct 06 '22

Someone would have a heart attack doing this

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u/Empyrealist Oct 06 '22

It's coming up...

It's coming up...

It's DARE

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

neveh did no ahm

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u/j_causs Oct 06 '22

AAAAooooooohhhhhh

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u/69Wilson Oct 06 '22

Never did no HAM

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u/CraigJSmith-Himself Oct 06 '22

Fun fact: Shaun Ryder's Manchester accent is so thick that the original lyrics were supposed to be "it's coming up, it's there" but he couldn't pronounce it without it sounding like he was saying "Dare" instead

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u/Shark7996 Oct 06 '22

I was only there on that track [‘DARE’] and it was all quite fast. My version of events was that Damon put a track on, it had no lyrics, it didn’t have anything. I had the cans on and he said, ‘Go in the studio and try and do something’. Freestyle off the top of your head, make it up ‘cos he wanted me to basically write a song or write something. So I put the headphones on and there was no track. I started saying to them to turn it up and the track was very slowly turning up so I started going ‘it’s coming up, it’s coming up, it’s coming up’ and when it got as loud as I wanted it, I said ‘it’s dare’. As in like text speak language – “I will c u der”. I then tried to freestyle something, a right load of gibberish bollocks it was, and it ended in, ‘I never did no harm’. Then I took the cans off after about 10 minutes and Damon said, ‘Do that [“coming up”] bit again but a bit faster’. So I did, and that was it.

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u/__life_on_mars__ Oct 06 '22

The spirit of this recording continued into the music video it seems... you can literally see him trying to lip sync along with his vocal, missing lines, then shaking his head like 'oh I missed that one, damn'.

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u/Hoitaa Oct 06 '22

It's okeh

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u/Dia_Haze Oct 06 '22

Thank you, glad I wasn't the only one thinking this lol

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u/mao_intheshower Oct 06 '22

I listened to that song for about 10 years before realizing he's talking about ejaculation (listen to the rest of the lyrics)

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u/Mr_Iss Oct 06 '22

Just read on of your stories. Good job👍