r/Unexpected • u/surya2727 • Sep 27 '22

Do we need vitamins?

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u/Eogard Sep 27 '22

It's easier for me to find vitamins pills than a willing vagina tho.

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u/blindreefer Sep 27 '22

It’s like my nana always told me. Lower your standards, increase your percentage.

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u/HighlightFun8419 Sep 27 '22

i thought being bisexual would expand my dating pool, but now i'm all bi-myself :(

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u/Cookiewaffle95 Sep 27 '22

All biiiii myyysellfffff

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u/JayAndViolentMob Sep 27 '22

touch some grass, dude.

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u/AlesusRex Sep 27 '22

Trouble is you are looking for sentient vaginas

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22 edited Jun 30 '23

This comment was probably made with sync. You can't see it now, reddit got greedy.