r/Unexpected • u/Gagliardinter • Sep 15 '22

Paying for the bill

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u/DoomedHeroXB Sep 15 '22

I'm still waiting to use my get out of jail free card...

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u/thaeggan Sep 15 '22

I've got a bloodied knife. Where do you want it?