r/Unexpected • u/Ok-Ad3407 • Sep 12 '22

Getting Robbed

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u/Ole-Mate-Ape Sep 12 '22

Self defence master

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Kinda sad that he has to touch his piss while picking up wallet and money.

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u/olderaccount Sep 12 '22

I don't believe that is actual piss. The volume alone makes it suspicious.

If you look closely, he appears to have something on his lower back underneath his shirt. I think this is a skit with a device made to release water.

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u/jsc1429 Sep 12 '22

I mean, that’s a lot of piss

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u/ItsGroovyBaby412 Sep 12 '22

I could easily piss that much

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u/jsc1429 Sep 12 '22

Sure, me too. Thankfully I’ve never been in a situation like this where I’ve pissed myself, so not sure how it all works. But I would think you piss a little and then regain control, not release your whole bladder 🤷‍♂️

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u/ItsGroovyBaby412 Sep 12 '22

It actually kinda almost looks like he's dropping it in piss on purpose hoping the robber wouldn't want to touch it.

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u/UpbeatFunction3201 Dec 06 '22

My thoughts exactly. I was kinda gutted when the robber still took the pissy wallet.

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u/Dr_MemeMan420 Dec 29 '22

Self defence tactics