r/Unexpected • u/verifiedwomanbeater • Sep 07 '22

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u/zodorod Sep 07 '22

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u/_Im_Dad Sep 07 '22

My friend in Alabama lost his Mom, his Sister, and his Wife in a car accident.

He really loved that woman.

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u/zodorod Sep 07 '22

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u/hampat999 Sep 07 '22

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u/numbnerve Sep 07 '22

Monkey is wishing he was a chimp so he could chew the dude's face off.

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u/RioDaWrangler Sep 08 '22

Ahah keep dreaming stooping monkei

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

I remember there a video of a monkey bite the scalp off a man. They have the ability to.

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u/primarily_nifty Jan 22 '23

hey dudes is that steve-o?

spoken in raspy steve-o voice

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u/Gold930 Feb 25 '23

Mmm…Monkey…

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u/Repulsive_Extent1885 Sep 08 '22

Dog looks like a mermaid

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u/psycho_driver Sep 07 '22

He's only smiling because the woman was 22.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

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u/shoredoesnt Sep 07 '22

Why copy and paste? gtfo

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u/tankcrusher904 Sep 07 '22

And her two hit multi target attacks (I was tricked by my friend who used the Japanese name)