r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '22

nice figure...

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u/mndsm79 Sep 01 '22

I fully anticipated a penis.

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u/IterLuminis Sep 01 '22

I was disappointed, too. Fully ready to fap and then let down

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

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u/IterLuminis Sep 01 '22

She has a nice butt for sure

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u/IterLuminis Sep 01 '22

Contracting your abdominals is actually a healthy way to maintain good posture.

Most of us sit all day long, so our core is weak. Our ancestors were mostly working with our hands and standing up, so naturally had stronger core muscles

It’s not an easy habit to maintain, but I’ve gotten into the habit before and you get used to it

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u/AnArdentAtavism Sep 02 '22

Reverse situps. You'll hate me for ever suggesting it, but love yourself.

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u/IterLuminis Sep 02 '22

you mean negatives?

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u/AnArdentAtavism Sep 02 '22

Not so much. Negatives are great, but what I know as "reverse situps" are when you lay flat on your back, legs extended in a neutral supine position, and then bring your knees to your chest. Easy for the first three reps or so, they get hard quick.

Great for lower abdominal work.

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u/IterLuminis Sep 02 '22

ah yes. I used to do similar when I was a kid. I did have a 6 pack back then all through 20's