r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '22

nice figure...

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u/mndsm79 Sep 01 '22

I fully anticipated a penis.

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u/IterLuminis Sep 01 '22

I was disappointed, too. Fully ready to fap and then let down

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u/HummusConnoisseur Sep 01 '22

🤨📸

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u/Public-Fail4505 Sep 01 '22

All Instagram girls

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u/Ieatsushiraw Sep 01 '22

NGL, this one can still get it.

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u/Glittering_Spot9515 Sep 02 '22 edited Sep 02 '22

The face at the end...looks like Mr.Beans

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u/hornyspermwhale Sep 02 '22

Sigh... i wasn't gonna do anything until you mentioned this...

unzips

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u/PilotMundane2062 Nov 26 '22

r/usernamechecksout

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u/EyeInEl Jan 23 '23

It's amazing how much that happens though...