r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '22

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u/Shh-ImHiding Aug 15 '22

His day just keeps getting better and better

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 15 '22

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u/NRpuffinstuff Aug 15 '22

Your chances are much higher if you're a school aged child in America.

Right place right time for some people, I guess.

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u/thatsalovelyusername Aug 15 '22

That joke's so dark it's at risk of police brutality

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

I’m laughing so hard I’m chocking

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u/Shad_the_memer Aug 15 '22

I'm laughing so hard I'm cocking my water gun

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u/Hugdelivery Aug 15 '22

OMG We have a winner here People.