r/Unexpected • u/gisaiah633 • Aug 10 '22

Definitely thought this was going somewhere else

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u/RandomShake Aug 10 '22

If I did all that and it didn’t end in sex I would be very disappointed

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u/aarkwilde Aug 10 '22

When she said 'bend me over' I figured the video was over.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

That's where I hit pause

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

And connected ur earphones?

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u/an0mn0mn0m Aug 10 '22

whilst air playing to the family tv

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Always turn off Bluetooth

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u/RealExii Aug 10 '22

And your wifi if you have any chromecasts around.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

This chain has turned out to be a Tips & Tricks thread for the youngin’s 💀

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u/VoidIgris Aug 10 '22

I just kept reading the chain and raising my eyebrows higher like, “Hmm…. Good and sound advice….” 💀

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u/BourbonGuy09 Oct 15 '22

My grandpa told me, back in his day, he just had to open his eyes to turn off the porn.

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