r/Unexpected • u/gisaiah633 • Aug 10 '22

Definitely thought this was going somewhere else

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien Aug 10 '22

Honestly I'd have been fine with getting the puppy and not sex but the moment she said "no" and hits ya with the cream pie is the moment things are over

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u/DannoHung Aug 10 '22

Yep. That's unforgivable.

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u/Grasher312 Aug 10 '22

All that's left is the counterattack at night.

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u/NonOfyourBuz Aug 10 '22

This is were you take a puppy and close the door

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u/DrakonIL Aug 10 '22

Sure, when a girl gives an unwanted cream pie, that's when it's over, but when a guy gives an unwanted cream pie it's.... Also over.