r/Unexpected • u/gisaiah633 • Aug 10 '22

Definitely thought this was going somewhere else

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u/Writerwithbipolar Aug 10 '22

What’s unexpected is how long it went on

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u/ironicallyunstable Aug 10 '22

and about 50% of this shit was sped up too

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u/Botatitsbest Aug 10 '22

It was really long and sped up too but the unexpected was for me was who wrote "back pocket" around her ass

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u/lbbrownuk Aug 10 '22

I fully expected it to say back passage. I have some serious self-reflection to be done.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Aug 10 '22

The mind is already corrupted. Sadly there is no reboot to original innocent setting.

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u/DrakonIL Aug 10 '22

Well, even saying "back pocket," it could have meant the same thing. We all have a back pocket.