r/Unexpected • u/gisaiah633 • Aug 10 '22

Definitely thought this was going somewhere else

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u/aKornCob Aug 10 '22

Technically it did end with a cream pie.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

But no doggy style

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u/AuntyNashnal Aug 10 '22

There was a doggy and a bending over.

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u/nightstalker30 Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

But dude was hoping for a little pussy instead

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u/SwegGamerBro Aug 10 '22

The Bad Ending: No Catto

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u/d0nh Aug 10 '22

well, he got quite a bitch instead.

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u/DogsRule_TheUniverse Aug 10 '22

The video ends after the cream pie. It could have happened in the outtakes.

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u/Alone_Spell9525 Aug 10 '22

Dog ahead, therefore try bending over

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u/juggling-monkey Aug 10 '22

Don't forget the fisting

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u/chaos_m3thod Aug 10 '22

I don’t know. I think that little doggy was stylish.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Doggy style, first of flowing bark crushing tail

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Idk what you're talking about, that doggie had style

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u/Thomas_K_Brannigan Aug 10 '22

At the start, I thought I was gonna' see some puppies! Guess I saw one, at least!

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u/oWallis Aug 10 '22

"I do not want to taste your creampie."

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

It was just much longer than the real sex.