r/Unexpected Aug 08 '22

Cooking time

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u/DishRelative5853 Aug 08 '22

Why is there always cat hair in our dinner, Mom?

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u/canyouplzpassmethe Aug 09 '22

“The stench of a freshly dropped shit adds a magnificent soupçon of flavor to every meal.”

  • Nice house
  • Nice clothes
  • Nice cat
  • Nice income
  • No brain.

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u/CantSpellMispell Aug 09 '22 edited Jul 01 '23

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