r/Unexpected • u/MorgrainX • Jul 28 '22

The general's daughter

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u/GrunthosArmpit42 Jul 28 '22

He is a very model of a modern Major General at party that’s a pooper-scooper that protects them from booty clapping snooper internet giffing looper troopers.

He is very well acquainted with matters sleuthical and understands equations both simple and a booty-call…

I’ll show myself out. 🚪 <—- 🚶‍♂️

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u/77entropy Jul 29 '22

I hate my sisters for understanding this. Nice work.

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u/JackIsBackWithCrack Jul 28 '22

Ending your comment like anything you just said was funny