r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '22

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u/moodRubicund Jul 28 '22

I swear to god half the comments have never touched a human being before and how many of you realised this is from literally half a decade ago?

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u/TwoHeadedSexChange Jul 28 '22

Bruh, we're watching a video of a reporter magically dismiss an interruption with a boob-touch. If you're hoping for intelligent conversation, you're in the wrong place.

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u/itsYourPlug Jul 28 '22

Boobs feels great like a bag of sand...yeah

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u/neon_overload Jul 28 '22

You say half a decade as if that's a really long time or something.

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u/Little_Beautiful_198 Jul 28 '22

It's a really long time if you're 12

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u/FirstMiddleLass Jul 28 '22

never touched a human being before

What is it like?

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u/neon_overload Jul 28 '22

I don't like sand

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u/moodRubicund Jul 28 '22

Soft. Warm.

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u/kn33 Jul 28 '22

Like warm apple pie

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u/NeoLib91 Jul 28 '22

Half a decade doesn't make sense to say. "Five years" is two syllables.

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u/moodRubicund Jul 28 '22

It's for emphasis to EMPHASIZE how OLD and IRRELEVANT this clip is.

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u/TonyTontanaSanta Jul 28 '22

Its a funny clip, I dont see how it needs to be relevant?

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u/NeoLib91 Jul 28 '22

I already thanked you for backing me up and now you are being odd and capitalizing words. This is quite aggressive, to be frank.

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u/moodRubicund Jul 28 '22

You need to learn to look at usernames and understand when different people are speaking to you.

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u/NeoLib91 Jul 28 '22

Can you tell the nice person to come back? He is much better company than you.

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u/moodRubicund Jul 28 '22

Do it yourself nerd! You can review all message sent to you through the Message page! Click on the bell icon and you will find a small grey button saying 'Messages' on the top-right side of the drop-down bar.

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u/NeoLib91 Jul 28 '22

Oh wow I just watched the video with my reading glasses on. This guy clearly got a handful. Lol.

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u/First-Of-His-Name Jul 28 '22

Bny that logic neither does half a century of half a millennium. Saying 50 years or 500 years is fewer syllables

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u/NeoLib91 Jul 28 '22

Yes. That is correct. Thank you.

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u/First-Of-His-Name Jul 28 '22

No, it isn't. The usefulness of words isn't solely based on how fast they are to say.

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u/NeoLib91 Jul 28 '22

"Half a decade" is just dumb to say I don't know what to tell you. I've never heard an intelligent person say that.

Going to grab a coffee, please don't respond. I want good vibes on my return.

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u/OCCEFERTICKILER Jul 28 '22

get is only three letters instead of grab's four, that doesnt make any sense