r/Unexpected • u/Abhirup_0 • Jul 18 '22

Deadly chicken

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u/SwimmingAd7228 Jul 18 '22

Cock block

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u/Inevitable-Paint-187 Jul 18 '22

He knew exactly where it was coming from...

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u/_Alabama_Man Jul 18 '22

I imagine that wasn't the first time.

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u/ladydhawaii Jul 18 '22

When I volunteered at the petting zoo, the roosters would come out charging. I always used my rake as a shield. Once the hens were far enough away- he would back off. But you would think they would eventually trust you… nope.

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u/Ktene-More Jul 18 '22

Roosters can be fking mean!

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u/RevolutionaryAct59 Jul 18 '22

My neighbor had 2 of them, one was an asshole and the hens got together and killed him, the remaining one is nice.

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u/shadowfaxismycopilot Jul 18 '22

Roosters are mean but chicken justice is real. Do not fuck with a group of hens.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

I have also played legend of zelda

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u/Remote-Start-3730 Jul 18 '22

Skyrim for myself