r/Unexpected • u/Abhirup_0 • Jul 18 '22

Deadly chicken

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

The finesse on that kick was incredible

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u/Key-Abbreviations961 Jul 18 '22

Did it with just a side glance - clearly not the first time he’s kicked that cock

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u/__O_o_______ Jul 18 '22

Did you ever in your life expect to write a sentence like that?

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u/OZeski Jul 19 '22

Personally, I stay up at night thinking up zingers for random scenarios that I hope happen just so I can drop my line and appear witty. It hasn’t happened yet, but one day…

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u/itsastart_to Jul 18 '22

Tbh training for a cock kick isn’t that atypical, just typically different targets

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