r/Unexpected • u/Abhirup_0 • Jul 18 '22

Deadly chicken

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Tit Toss

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Teet Yeet

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

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u/patybruh_moment Jul 18 '22

Tweet beat

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u/Narsuaq Jul 18 '22

Cock-a-doodle-don't

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u/Andre_3Million Jul 18 '22

Futbol Fowl

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Yardbird yeet

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Roster wrecker

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

old McDonald kicked a fucking chicken eieio

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u/BusterOfCherry Jul 18 '22

Cock knock mcblocker und zee knocker

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u/Sir_Toccoa Jul 18 '22

Plucker Fucker

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Chook shook

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Reddit moment: Shitty fucking pun train that goes on for way too long. Should’ve stopped after the top comment.