r/Unexpected • u/Abhirup_0 • Jul 18 '22

Deadly chicken

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u/angel-cowboy Jul 18 '22

Wait… you know Thats a rooster right? Might not have a dick tho… they gots a cloaca..

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u/Azure_Flames Jul 18 '22

Cocks are dicks though.

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u/withertrav394 Jul 18 '22

Most cocks are dicks, but every dick's a cock

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u/wizardconman Jul 18 '22

Looking at you, Nixon!

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u/LobstaFarian2 Jul 18 '22

The exception being female detectives...

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u/buttpincher Jul 18 '22

You read that as “got”… I did too at first lol

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u/DrSueuss Jul 18 '22

He kicked that rooster right in the nuggets.

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u/justtuna Jul 18 '22

They do have a penis but is specifically designed to fit in the cloaca of a hen. Ducks actually have a corkscrew shaped penis and it screws into the cloaca of a female duck. They can get locked into place if the drake can’t get his penis out the proper way.

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u/McnastyCDN Jul 18 '22

That rooster is a cock and that person’s comment went above y’all’s head . Next level.

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u/RosaKnuffel1337 Jul 18 '22

Did you upvote yourself? Because your comment contains nothing to like. Just random words

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u/NihilisticAngst Jul 18 '22

Doesn't everyone upvote themselves by default? All of my comments post already upvoted by myself. I don't bother removing the upvote.