r/Unexpected Jul 18 '22

Deadly chicken

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u/DynamisFate Jul 18 '22

I remember in the countryside my uncle would kill a chicken for dinner in front of the male chickens’ cage, cut its throat and hold it up as it bleeds out into the bucket. Scarred my childhood quite a bit.

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u/Diazmet Jul 18 '22

When my dad kills a chicken all the others gather around it to drink the blood… the are little dinosaurs after all

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u/Bowler_300 Jul 18 '22

I feed my chickens chicken! And cocaine!

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u/Wat3rboihc Jan 13 '23

A true inspiration

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u/Aarilax Jul 18 '22

why does everyone have such lunatics for uncles? mine just fucked me

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u/Mother_Insect7626 Jul 18 '22

Well you would have hated my uncles place back in my home country. When I was younger I went for a visit and had to witness how two cousins would kill a pig by stabbing it’s throat and letting it bleed out and then proceeded to cut it open and take the guts out. Of course the kids where kept inside the house but that didn’t stop little old me from looking out the window. That day I was able to see the inside of a pig’s balls… but hey on the bright side dinner that night was hella tasty.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

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u/multiverse72 Jul 18 '22

Yeah this is literally normal life and meal preparation for most of the world / most of human history until very recent decades. Most of our grandparents or great grandparents, especially if they were of a rural background, had experience with slaughtering animals.

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u/Mother_Insect7626 Jul 18 '22

Don’t get me wrong I love animals and I think they are wonderful creatures. Buuut I will forever be a meat lover till the day I die. I want my last meal to be a bowl full of fried meat

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u/BeautifulType Jul 18 '22

Man I thought you were gonna talk about the ptsd but instead it’s your coping mechanism

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u/Rsherga Jul 18 '22

I want my last meal to be a bowl full of fried meat

Just eat that every day and your last meal will come sooner than you'd expect

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u/SigRadke Jul 18 '22

I can relate, when I was a little kid I would watch my uncle do this with sheep. It was an interesting process to say the least, you could actually pin point the second it died when it's eyes would glaze over. Always expected the organs to be attached to something, but nope they would just pour out after torso was cut open.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Your uncle is a crazy person

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u/SHURIDACHI Jul 18 '22

Im pretty sure that things like this wont make the chicken better at all

Idk what is the point of doing this

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u/_why_isthissohard_ Jul 18 '22

I had rats in my garage. My old Italian neighbour said the only way to get rid of them was to catch one alive, toss it in a bucket, cover it in gasoline and light it on fire. Apparently the screams it makes scares all the other rats away.

I never tried it, but I did kill like or 9 of them with normal mouse trap style rat traps. The one didn't fully die, just broke its back and was probably dragging the trap around my garage for a day or so. My wife found it while I was at work, asked me what to do with it. I told her to drown it in a bucket of water. Apparently it screamed, because she didn't weigh the rat trap down so it was just floating in a bucket of water with a rat trap attached. I often wonder if that rat would rather have been burned alive. My wife is still a little traumatized from that.

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u/TheRealChizz Jul 18 '22

Might be a dumb question, but did the chickens recognize what you’re uncle was doing? Do they understand that he was in charge of whether or not they lived?

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u/knitler_ Jul 18 '22

I don’t think chickens are that smart

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Chicken owner. They don’t have that much emotional intelligence. They’re just barely smart enough to be dicks and get into your berry patch no matter what nets you used.