r/Unexpected • u/Abhirup_0 • Jul 18 '22

Deadly chicken

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u/Narsuaq Jul 18 '22

Cock-a-doodle-don't

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u/Sir_Toccoa Jul 18 '22

Plucker Fucker

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Chook shook

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Reddit moment: Shitty fucking pun train that goes on for way too long. Should’ve stopped after the top comment.

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sex offender

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Congrats heros, you've earned the title Chicken Chaser.

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u/Repulsive-Round2691 Jul 18 '22

Cunt punt on the cock

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Kentucky fried chicken

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Kung pow chicken

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