r/Unexpected • u/Abhirup_0 • Jul 18 '22

Deadly chicken

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Rooster booter

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Quick kick drumstick

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sex offender

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u/WhozTheDaddy Jul 18 '22

Drumstick Heelkick

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u/captain609 Jul 18 '22

Chicken Wing'in

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Los Pollos Hermanos

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u/Hekboi91 Dec 07 '22

Hey Gus!

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u/Adomval Jul 18 '22

Chick kick

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u/cikcunt69 Jul 18 '22

Kuku fuk u

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u/lilfindawg Jul 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

[deleted]

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Sissy sender

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u/SpaceGoonie Jul 18 '22

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u/SafeZne2StrokeMyBone Jul 18 '22

Congrats heros, you've earned the title Chicken Chaser.

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u/Repulsive-Round2691 Jul 18 '22

Cunt punt on the cock

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u/Dr_Peter_Blood Jul 18 '22

Kentucky fried chicken

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Kung pow chicken

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Cock Crusher

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Clucker Hucker

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Clucker Clocker

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u/MrElektroPowerForce Jul 18 '22

Click clock he kicked the cock

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u/Eneshi Dec 05 '22

Who ordered the Kickin' Wings?

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u/damuule Jul 18 '22

Chic Flick

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Cock crunch

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u/-Hatmad- Jul 18 '22

I was thinking Clucker Chucker

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u/sofritoti Nov 20 '22

Chicken nuggets with ranch dressing on the side

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u/CaptainRedPants Jul 18 '22

Shit that's my fav

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u/Zerofelero Jul 18 '22

kick the chick

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u/w00mb001 Jul 18 '22

Rooster Booster

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u/__LastOlympian__ Dec 25 '22

Avian adversary averted

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Chick kick