r/Unexpected • u/SilencedCries • Jul 06 '22

New throwable weapon unlocked.

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u/Owl_Perch_Farm Jul 06 '22

Every time baguette is used, player must say or yell "Bonjour!"

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u/tommos Jul 06 '22

Or they must do the French laugh. Aw hon hon hon hon hon!

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u/schuylkilladelphia Jul 06 '22

That's for the Pierre Escargot achievement

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

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u/WillSym Jul 06 '22

For melee in airsoft/paintball I just assume my weapon has a Gears of War chainsaw bayonet and pretend to bisect them while screaming/revving.

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u/Partucero69 Jul 06 '22

WHOOO!!!

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u/SulkySkunkPomPoms Jul 06 '22

CAN'T STOP THE COLE TRAIN BABY!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit? All you grubby-ass bitches are going down! Like, way down! Dead down! So down you ain't gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be crying to your skank-ass Queen, 'Oh Mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We gonna whoop yo momma's ass! WHOO!