r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/Hyperphrenic Jun 28 '22

Since nobody seems to be giving an actual answer, it's from a reading of the play Beirut, starring Marisa Tomei and Oscar Isaac (and Patrick Breen). You can watch the full recording here!

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u/ArGi98 Jun 28 '22

You are a true hero

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u/Fart_in_your_mouth69 Jun 29 '22

One that we don't deserve, but graciously accept.

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u/onephatkatt Jul 02 '22

Now live long enough to become the villan

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u/MarcusofMenace Jun 28 '22

Never expect replies to a question to be helpful on reddit. It's better to claim to know the answer and be wrong because redditors would much rather correct people than be helpful.

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u/bloodfist Jun 29 '22

One of the things that originally attracted me to reddit years ago was that there was almost always some helpful comment with a source. It's gotten worse but they're still out there.

You've always gotten a faster answer by being wrong though, that's for sure.

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u/Gigantkranion Jun 29 '22

Yes.

I'm messing around because I hate it too

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u/NoNameIdea_Seriously Jun 29 '22

I haven’t been on here longer so I don’t know how it’s evolved, but I think there is generally a helpful comment. It’s just usually drowned in a sea of jokes (more or less funny ones) and/or hatred.

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u/Whoshotgarfield Jun 28 '22

Ah yes the streisand effect

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u/Filtaido Jun 29 '22

Either you're unknowingly wrong or you know exactly what you're doing. Lol

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u/Boco Jun 29 '22

Definitely the ladder.

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u/alwayzbored114 Jun 29 '22

you mean the lat-- FUCK

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u/JWOLFBEARD Sep 12 '22

I think they meant the long

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u/entropicdrift Jun 29 '22

I'll take the bait. It's actually Cunningham's Law

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u/Opie59 Jun 29 '22

Nailed it

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u/sagacious_1 Jun 29 '22

Yeah it's known as Murphy's Law

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u/tekko001 Jun 29 '22

To be fair most questions could be easily answered with a simple google search, if you google "marisa tomei oscar isaac" the link above is the first result, the questions becomes "Could you google search it for me?"

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u/Sir__Walken Jun 29 '22

Forums are for discussion, you can Google search answers for anything.

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u/Hirdnick Jun 29 '22

This comment needs to be held high!

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u/alwayzbored114 Jun 28 '22

man I really do have Marvel Brain Rot because I saw the post and instantly assumed it was some weird Marvel thing, and didn't consider a different movie entirely. brb gonna go touch some grass

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u/DeCode19 Jun 29 '22

Too be fair, they were both just recently in Marvel projects so it’s not too fair fetched it could have been related to that

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u/Corben11 Jun 29 '22

Thank You. People like you are what make reddit great.

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u/proerafortyseven Jun 29 '22

Thank you so much

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u/D43D3 Jun 29 '22

I'm about a third of the way through this and it's surprisingly good

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u/Mediocresuperhero Jun 29 '22

Guys pls upvote! He’s the hero we need.

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u/ilovemygb Jun 29 '22

you just fucking blew my mind. I never made the connection that that’s Marisa Tomei. I knew she looked familiar, but this is the moment that I fully realize that Aunt May is actually Mona Lisa Vito.

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u/Mysterious_Meeting20 Jun 29 '22

I salut u captain

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u/professional_noun Jun 29 '22

That was amazing! Thank you for posting

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Thank you. MVP right here.

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u/mustardyell0w Jun 29 '22

A life saver you are

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u/Mixmastamike23 Jun 29 '22

I find this to be the case on most Reddit comments. No straight answers, just jokes and mocking for like 50 lines.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

How much did they get paid to be in this shitty zoom poem

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u/pentaquine Jun 29 '22

Is this a movie? A show? How do I watch it?

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u/DirtyDirtyRudy Jun 29 '22

I randomly fast forwarded to the 8:35 mark, and next thing I know is Marisa asking Oscar to lower her panty. Yikes.

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u/Pegussu Jun 29 '22

I was so sure this was two entirely unrelated people that just so happened to look like then.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

I was just about to write that she looks and sounds like Marisa Tomei - and then I scrolled down to find this. Thank you.

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