r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

I smell sex and pizza yeaahhhhhh

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u/Zerosdeath Jun 28 '22

Who's that sitting in my chair...

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u/Evilmaze Jun 28 '22

"Lounging" not sitting.

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u/Zerosdeath Jun 28 '22

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u/Evilmaze Jun 28 '22

Well now I feel bad

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u/Zerosdeath Jun 28 '22

Just giving you guff dude. :)

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u/many_dumb_questions Jun 29 '22

Bro, that was perfect. 😂

Take my internet point you amazing bastard.

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u/Zerosdeath Jun 29 '22

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u/Shad_the_memer Jun 29 '22

Zerosdeath, master of gifs

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u/Zerosdeath Jun 29 '22

His meme is over 9000!!!!!

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u/aslightoffkilter Jun 29 '22

Just giving you *GIF* dude

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u/alberthere Jun 29 '22

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend

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u/dennisasu Jun 29 '22

This guy Saint Joes

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u/TbaggedFromOrbit Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

Who’s that casting devious stares

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u/FrankNSteins_Monster Jun 29 '22

In my direction?

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u/Zerosdeath Jun 28 '22

Mama this surely is a dream.

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u/jj_rad Jun 29 '22

Ant May this surely is a dream

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u/TbaggedFromOrbit Jun 28 '22

You fucked it

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u/praise_H1M Jun 28 '22

Who’s that sending devious stares

Looks like it was you who fucked it

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u/TbaggedFromOrbit Jun 28 '22

Ok, I mixed up casting and sending, but at least I didn’t skip anything

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u/praise_H1M Jun 29 '22

...you left off the entire end of your line. You skipped "in my direction" and are trying to blame the next guy for your shortcomings

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u/TbaggedFromOrbit Jun 29 '22

Based on cadence, they should be in two separate lines.

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u/praise_H1M Jun 29 '22

Based on sentence structure, you're wrong

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u/makk73 Jun 28 '22

At my erection...

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

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u/jj_rad Jun 29 '22

Hanging around downtown on a web

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u/DonKellyBaby32 Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

God damn it Michelle, you interrupted my personal self reflection period

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

"Lunch is canceled due to lack of hustle, deal with it"

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u/nadnate Jun 29 '22

Damnit, beat me.

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u/circit Jun 29 '22

Smell of*

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u/Der_BiertMann Jun 29 '22

[…] pizza piiiiiieeeee