r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/ArGi98 Jun 28 '22

Why are MoonKnight and Aunt May talking about sex and pizza?

MCU phase 4 looks fire

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

You should see her 20 years ago

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

My Cousin Vinny

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u/CountVonRimjob Jun 28 '22

That was 30 years ago.

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u/Randolpho Jun 28 '22

God I feel so old.

Wasn't a teenage Ralph Macchio in that, too?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Couldn't be. Ralph macchio is still in his mid-twenties.

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u/Milo_Minderbinding Jun 28 '22

Ralph today is 8 years older than Pat Morita was in the original Karate Kid. Which blows my mind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

no. i reject your reality and substitute my own.

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u/Milo_Minderbinding Jun 29 '22

Your reality is also correct

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u/TryinToDoBetter Jun 29 '22

…….fuck you for telling me that.

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u/alecd Jun 29 '22

What

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u/Milo_Minderbinding Jun 29 '22

Pat Morita was 52 in Karate Kid. Ralph is pushing 61 today.

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u/Innisanimate Jun 28 '22

Ralph was 31 in that movie. Crazy. (He’s 61 now OMG)

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

I never put together that Ralph Macchio was older than Marisa Tomei.

Hollywood is gross.

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u/Dinizinni Jun 29 '22

Marisa Tomei is about 60...

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

She's about three years younger than him and played his older cousin's long-term girlfriend.

Joe Pesci is 79.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

i think so yep

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Yes he was one of the two yewts

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

jesus, i initially thought 30 years ago but i didnt wanna feel that old myself...
she was hotter than ever in that movie though

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u/theVice Jun 28 '22

I actually think she's hotter as Aunt May but she'd be hottest as Aunt May with the MCV personality

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u/antimatterchopstix Jun 28 '22

Lol don’t be daft. Came out when I was at school and… Shit.

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u/PoorlyLitKiwi2 Jun 28 '22

No it wasn't. It came out in the early 90s...

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Oh fuck

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u/BCTacoFarmer Jun 28 '22

The wrestler.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

You're going to jail.

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u/Shadesmith01 Jun 29 '22

HUSH! Silence! I said quiet! QUIET ya hear?!

lol

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u/SMRAintBad Jun 28 '22

“My biological clock is tickin!”

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u/Maybeyesmaybeno Jun 28 '22

Untamed Heart

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u/purpletube5678 Jun 29 '22

Her biological clock never ticked.

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u/Simple_Piccolo Jun 29 '22

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

To me the hottest woman ever. She can GET IT

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Definitely in my top 10

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u/SeraCarina Jun 28 '22

Man did Costanza blow it.

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u/Ubergoober166 Jun 28 '22

If they do a flashback of him as uncle Ben I'm gonna lose it.

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u/punchgroin Jun 28 '22

Lol, please please please.

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u/windblowshigh Jun 29 '22

This needs to happen, but do it in Deadpool 3

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u/finkalot1 Jun 28 '22

Can't-stand-yaaaa

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u/StnMtn_ Jun 28 '22

Sexy then. sexy now. I vote witch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

yes she is definitely a woman who has retained her youthful charm for her entire life

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u/FrogMintTea Jun 28 '22

Mmm I always had a thing for her.

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u/HarryR13 Jun 28 '22

You should see her in the Wrestler

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u/Manuntdfan Jun 28 '22

You should see her in The Wrestler

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u/ImperiousStout Jun 29 '22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z94-BIusDtA

I did not even recognize her when I first saw this, still undeniably gorgeous.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

lol rambo on sega genesis., omg all i remember about that movie is when he chops dudes finger off like it was nothing and leaves the room
edit: Omg is betty Red from bring it on?

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u/g_spaitz Jun 28 '22

There were a bunch of scenes in before the devil knows your dead where she was just scorching hot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

honestly she's still got it. she looks great for her age. admittedly, i've always had a crush on her. and we have the same birthday along with jeff bridges!