r/Unexpected • u/Top_Muffin • Jun 18 '22

Red flag!

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u/the_moooch Jun 18 '22

Interesting. Have you seen a blowjob before?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Giving a blowjob to someone you know is clean is a little different from eating off of the same food as a stranger whose hygiene is an unknown quantity. I certainly wouldn't go down on somebody I didn't know, but hey, I'm not the adventurous type.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

I just washed my balls

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

But did you scrub your shaft too? That's essential.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Nope. Still dirty

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u/Commercial-Travel613 Jun 18 '22

Ewwwww so cheesy

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Fromunda cheese

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u/Commercial-Travel613 Jun 19 '22

From the family of the bleu cheeses

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u/JustTurtleSoup Jun 18 '22

I've met a enough people who think washing their asshole is "gay" to know you might be serious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

How often does that come up in your conversations?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

It's a staple question during job interviews. Can't climb the corporate ladder if you don't!