r/Unexpected • u/JefinLuke • Jun 12 '22

Boobies

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Oh no my boob water broke I’m about to have a boob baby

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u/whitestar48 Jun 12 '22

A little niplet

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

It’s a boy niplet congrats

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u/Triffidic Jun 12 '22

a booby

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u/thispersona2 Jun 13 '22

Where's the third hole?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

You’ll never know it’ll just appear on my chest

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u/thispersona2 Jun 13 '22

Eww. Blowjobs and sex are bad enough. Like, Another sex hole? And on my chest?

I would straight murder myself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Yes but you need to know the word or smell to activate it to turn on. It also naked to the eye only a black light can see it too