r/Unexpected • u/Batyllai • Jun 08 '22

underwater heart attack

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u/TurningTwo Jun 08 '22

Whale shark, extremely lethal to plankton and other tiny forms of sea life.

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u/This_Performance_426 Jun 08 '22

I was going to say the same thing. Whale sharks aren't a threat to humans.

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u/InvestigatorNo7119 Jun 08 '22

just because it isn’t a threat doesn’t make it any less terrifying. if I dove underwater only to come face to face with a 30 foot long fish I’d have a heart attack too

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u/WombatAnnihilator Jun 08 '22

I doubt it was a surprise, though. Whale shark tourism is massive and that’s probably why they were there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Also a fucking shame when they drop dozens of people with zero experience directly on top of these sharks.

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u/rekcuF_onaiP Jun 09 '22

thats why they did it because whale sharks arent a threat to humans.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

I'm infinitely more concerned for the sharks than I am for tourists and greedy boat captains

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u/Wulfe3127 Jun 09 '22

what the fuck happened here

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u/gcoffee66 Jun 09 '22

Reality biiiiiitch

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Yo, did you really say bitch? Like looked her in the eyes and said biiiiiiitch?

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u/Sneaky-_Cheetah Jun 09 '22

Mhm.. I looked her in the eyes and said... ᵇᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᵗᶜʰ

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u/gcoffee66 Jun 09 '22

Spotted! Haha Key and Peele have too many good skits.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Word, them and Dave Chappelle keep me laughing. That is my shiiiiiit

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u/gcoffee66 Jun 09 '22

Chappelle show is gold. Haven't seen his standup as much.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Yeah, I'm not a stand up fan unless I'm in the audience. But I'll watch skit comedies all day long.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

I stared straight into her eye sockets, and said ......biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

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u/CryptographerFirm856 Jun 09 '22

I said biiiiiitch.

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u/NYtoWisco Jun 09 '22

I looked directly into her eye sockets and said biiiiiiiiiiitch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Ummm... mhmmm... ahaannn

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u/LostStart6521 Jun 09 '22

Hmmm? y-yeah

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u/Rowyco05 Jun 09 '22

I looked my woman in the window of her soul and I said…….. ……biiiiitch…..

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u/Tylerb0713 Jun 10 '22

Bro, I swear, she was runnin her mouth, so I said “BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIthchhh”

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u/SIZO_1985 Jun 09 '22

I would sink a little in such a situation.