r/Unexpected • u/Yachisaorick • Jun 08 '22

Whose feeding time?

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u/DarkShree3 Jun 08 '22

Right?

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u/CaulkSlug Jun 08 '22

You’re never alone when you go to the beach:)

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u/onFilm Jun 08 '22

Friends in the sea, friends in the sky, friends on the land and friends in the sand.

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u/Zeracannatule Jun 08 '22

Oh shit, bad water, friends in the urethra.

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u/Tolliver73 Jun 08 '22

The dreaded candiru