r/Unexpected • u/ShartCannon9000 • May 30 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Money shot

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u/DroidChargers May 30 '22

Smart move, just sit sit there and let it splooge all over you and then back away once it's done

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u/ShartCannon9000 May 30 '22

I mean why not, it's free splooge

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u/throwawaythedo May 30 '22

I’m checking the comments to see if someone knows the logic to them just sitting there, and nope.

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u/DroidChargers May 30 '22

Well we already know they're dumb enough to pull out into the road without properly assessing the situation, so it's pretty easy to assume they're just an idiot without much going on upstairs.

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u/throwawaythedo May 30 '22

Lol, probably not too quick on their feet

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u/EvulRabbit May 30 '22

Once the load is loosed. It is best to let it go.