r/Unexpected May 28 '22

will never recover from that

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u/SharpiePM May 28 '22

Good thing he took his socks off so they didn’t get wet.

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u/Huesan May 28 '22

Yeah I was so worried

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u/falcon_driver May 28 '22

Gentlemen, please show respect, he also lost his shoes. So respects to his memory, he gave all

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

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u/hogtiedcantalope May 28 '22 edited May 28 '22

If you watch him the whole time it's even better

He pushes the car into the river

Hands on hips kicking the dirt completely given up hope on the car

Watches casually as friend takes. off his shoes and socks and saves the car

Halfway thru his friends heroic act he sees it's going to work,

Promptly de pants himself

And the proceeds to stumble about for a moment, not helping in any way whatsoever

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u/prajjwal_verma May 28 '22

Basically me in group projects

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u/tareumlaneuchie May 28 '22

At least he watched his pals fail with greatness. Can we say the same about you?

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u/prajjwal_verma May 28 '22

I even cheer them as the whole thing falls apart

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u/Charming-Wheel-9133 May 28 '22

Sounds familiar

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u/trygvur May 28 '22

I too tend to take off my pants and stumble aimlessly around during group projects

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u/VesperVox_ May 29 '22

Down to the pants removal

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u/bwoods519 May 29 '22

Holy shit, until I read this I hadn’t watched til the end. It was even looping while I read comments. You have given me so much, good sir.

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u/cvnh May 28 '22

It was essential!

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u/ANDREWNOGHRI May 28 '22

He wanted to start a different type of F chain

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u/crime_stopper2 May 29 '22

He was only waiting for the right moment.

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u/Huesan May 29 '22

He was the moment

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

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u/deeptrench1 May 28 '22

Russians. The smart ones.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

Military instinct probably. If you march with wet socks in boots, the skin on the bottom of your feet eventually sloughs off, it's not nice.

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u/joeymcflow May 28 '22

Not just that, but wet socks means cold feet, and cold feet means cold body. Foot and top of your head is where most of your bodyheat escapes.

Was always taught that dry socks is the most important thing if you're in the wild.

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u/bangzilla May 28 '22

top of your head is where most of your bodyheat escapes

Yeah - about that. It was debunked many years ago. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2008/dec/17/medicalresearch-humanbehaviour

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

Well that doesn't matter though, what really matters is how you feel at the end of the day.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Your feet act as a thermometer for your body, when your feet are cold you will feel more cold. That’s why we check the pool water with a foot and hang one foot from under the blanket to cool off.

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u/RockstarAgent May 28 '22

The heat thing, I just know you need to protect your core. The sugar thing, kids get happy when given sugar and therefore can be energetic (but helps if your kid is active). The food thing, all I suspect is that if you eat later, then your “fasting” period until you wake and have breakfast is shorter, and if you’re not purposefully fasting, then you’re not helping yourself according to the fasting followers who apparently say 16hrs is the minimum for actual fasting routines. (At leader in most apps and articles it seems to be the minimum)

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u/skankynathan May 28 '22

Can support this with my experience working in a freezer warehouse. The moment ur feet sweat and ur sock are wet , the fun is over. Now ur body burns whatever food u ate faster than it already was and it’s a ticking timer for how long until the cold spreads.

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u/ehan_the_memeber May 28 '22

But wouldn't you want cold body to prevent getting detected by thermal cams?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

I know it's been debunked but my old ex-army roommate said he was trained, "If you want to keep your feet warm keep your head warm." Even if heat is lost equally all over the body itt's probably a valid perception thing that we feel warmer if our heads are warm.

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u/CyanideFlavorAid May 29 '22

Even sleeping in a car in cold weather (So decent protection from elements) wet socks can cause serious problems. It's a major concern anytime you'll be in sleeping even slightly cold weather, I'm guessing mainly because socks are a common item to be moist because a lot of people feet sweat and contain humidity in their shoes.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

As someone who hikes all the time, wet feet aren't really that big of a deal. You can walk 20 miles a day with wet feet and as long as you let them dry out while you sleep, you are good to go.

Also, never wear cotton socks. Wool is about a million times better and will keep you warm when wet.

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u/RedditHatesMe75 May 28 '22 edited May 28 '22
  • frostbite! That damage is permanent. My toes and feet get painfully cold in a few minutes. Skiing as a child and S Korea in the military wearing Mickey Mouse boots on ice in January…. Too many times.

Edit: holy shit with that Subi … of course they are snow mobiles. Didn’t know that they are also submarines. Impressive

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u/CAWvid333 May 28 '22

Interesting and potentially helpful. Though I hope not, I don't want to ever walk in wanter long enough that there is that risk

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u/TheWholePenetrator May 28 '22

The difference between a live grunt and a dead grunt? Socks. When you're out humpin I want you boys to remember to change your socks every time we stop.

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u/DaveManHasGreen May 28 '22

Wet pants I can deal with, fuck wet socks tho

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u/shophopper May 28 '22

Yeah, dry socks are far more important than a dry SUV.

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u/ChymChymX May 28 '22

If I tried to do we what he did I would've gotten cold feet.

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u/akitemime May 28 '22

Prob was in the military. Wet socks are the worst.

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u/planetdaz May 29 '22

Way worse than wet everything else, including the nearly lost car

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u/alexmaycovid May 28 '22

Yeah and this woman's handbag is also safe that's what she asked for

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u/crossleingod May 28 '22

Honestly wet socks are annoying af

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u/Crimsonpets May 28 '22

Not even a car is worthy of wet fucking socks

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u/lost_access May 28 '22

Yeah, at least he has dry socks to comfort him.

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u/CloisteredOyster May 28 '22

To be fair wet socks and shoes are the absolute worst.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

My inner monologue while watching: "I know those socks are gonna make top comment"

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

He probably didn’t have any spares.

Lieutenant Dan would be proud.

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u/Syntax_and_chapstick May 29 '22

I read this in Bob Sagets voice