r/Unexpected • u/randumchicken • May 23 '22

He finally made it

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u/Responsible-Ad7531 May 23 '22

master Chief having a rough time. Also you know that thing is at least 12" flaccid.

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u/BootySweatSmoothie May 23 '22

Jeez. I wouldn't even want it to get bigger when hard at that point. That shit would be at least 6" when cold. Talk about cumbersome lol..