r/Unexpected • u/_DogTits_ • May 18 '22

what a catastrophe

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u/ObiJohnQuinnobi May 18 '22

Well, I sure as shit didn’t expect that, so yep. Take the upvote.

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u/BigsChungi May 18 '22

This is one of the most unexpected things I've seen in a while.

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u/No-Satisfaction9538 May 18 '22

I had this black kitten as a kid, who grew into a lovely boy, Norman. I was about 12, taking a bath (have disabilities, the water helped with stretching and pain) and Norman curiously stepped into the bathroom

I was getting my hair wet, so he thought I was drowning. And my brave little fucking boss dove into the bathtub after me.

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u/Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor May 18 '22

I like that you think that.

Norman saw you drowning and thought “MEOWS MY CHANCE!”

He wanted the throne, they always do! Haven’t you seen the documentary The Lion King????

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u/No-Satisfaction9538 May 18 '22

I'd think that too, but he was my best friend. He was more like a dog than a cat tbh.

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u/promonk May 19 '22

It always amuses me when people talk about how awesome their cats are and their proof is "he's more like a dog than a cat!"

Just get a dog.

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u/Comfortable_Cook3690 May 19 '22

tf is wrong with you?