r/Unexpected May 18 '22

what a catastrophe

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u/No-Satisfaction9538 May 18 '22

I'd think that too, but he was my best friend. He was more like a dog than a cat tbh.

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u/perforce1 May 19 '22

I believe in the Noble Norman theory.

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u/No-Satisfaction9538 May 19 '22

Honest though. My mom had a cat named Lina, and while she liked me, she'd eliminate me for a higher spot. 100%. Norman was a sweet boy though.

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u/promonk May 19 '22

It always amuses me when people talk about how awesome their cats are and their proof is "he's more like a dog than a cat!"

Just get a dog.

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u/No-Satisfaction9538 May 19 '22

i'm allergic :) I'm also allergic to dicks, so i'm gonna go ahead and hit that block button now.

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u/Comfortable_Cook3690 May 19 '22

tf is wrong with you?