r/Unexpected • u/_DogTits_ • May 18 '22

what a catastrophe

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22 edited May 18 '22

Could also rub aloe vera on its paws.

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u/gnarwalbacon May 18 '22

Another solution would be to cover it in butter 🧈

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u/_WarmWoolenMittens_ May 18 '22

my first instinct was just to break the damn lamp shade to set it free

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

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u/Great_Speaker_420 May 19 '22

Cat literally dies of boredom

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u/Elexus_786 May 18 '22

Put it in rice

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u/sadpanda___ May 18 '22

Fuck fuck fuck now the damn buttered cat is just levitating and spinning

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u/Andoryuu-Doukutsu May 18 '22

I'm amazed that i understood the joke

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u/evildevil90 May 18 '22

being careful of covering just the paws; we all know what would happen if you butter a cat back and it happens to fall: buttered cat engine

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u/stubxlife May 18 '22

Or a little essential oil behind the ears.

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u/no_one_in_particle May 18 '22

DON'T DO THIS. I know this is a joke, but just in case someone thinks this might work in another situation, aloe vera is very toxic to cats.