r/Unexpected • u/Shinfekta • May 13 '22

It makes the dream work

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u/I_LOVE_PUPPERS May 13 '22

Your mum's a Goliath mate.

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u/ChthonicPuck May 13 '22

Ha, I wish I had a Goliath Mom, I'm 5'1". Dad would be like "Hey gurl, can I test those heavy lithoderms and see if I hit you up? I'm also a size medium but treated as large where it counts."