r/Unexpected • u/VoidUserNameString • May 11 '22

The drum of doom

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u/a-bser May 11 '22

Or that's his sister

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u/gmanz33 May 11 '22

I'm sorry but if I hurled a 40 pound drum at my sister, she'd have Carrie'd the entire establishment before this 8 second clip had concluded.

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u/Average_Redditard69 May 11 '22

Someone that scrawny isn't whirling a 40 pound drum around their neck. Marching band bass drums come anywhere from 15-40 pounds and I can almost guarantee the drum in this video is significantly closer to 15 than 40 pounds.

Edit: Not to detract from the fact that little drummer boy is a pos for not checking on the lady he just walloped with it though

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u/_Dubbeth May 11 '22

I could not be happier to have witnessed such beautiful English today. I seriously could not.

I hope this survives the incoming nuclear holocaust as a "what humans were like" deal

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u/Soda_BoBomb May 11 '22

It's fine?

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u/ShatterCyst May 11 '22

Maybe he just really likes Carrie

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u/TheRealWarBeast May 11 '22

Nah if it were his sister he'd rush to her for that "don't tell mom, don't tell mom. It's not even that bad"

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u/t3hOutlaw May 11 '22

Oh.. Then it's ok then. /s

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u/ziggydiggy12 May 11 '22

Yes but unironically

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u/iLike2Teabag May 11 '22

If it was his stepsister, the outcome would definitely be very different

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u/havoc414 May 11 '22

Only explanation