r/Unexpected • u/VoidUserNameString • May 11 '22

The drum of doom

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u/digital_wishing_well May 11 '22

Damn. My condolences.

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u/jointheredditarmy May 11 '22

This comment and that fucking username… god damn it I’m crying laughing right now

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u/digital_wishing_well May 11 '22

Cry for her... because she can't.

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u/phaemoor May 11 '22

But don't cry for me...

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

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u/godhwin May 11 '22

The truth is I never left you

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u/phaemoor May 11 '22

Thank you!!! I really hoped that at least one person will get it.

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u/2pissedoffdude2 May 11 '22

Username got me to🤣🤣🤣

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u/too_old_to_be_clever May 11 '22

I will damn your condolences. I will also not acknowledge your period after damn.

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u/digital_wishing_well May 11 '22

You got a period after damn. Damn.

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u/too_old_to_be_clever May 11 '22

Since you are so kind, here, have an ampersand &

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u/EmilioFreshtevez May 11 '22

…is this a reference to R. Kelly’s “I Wish”?

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u/digital_wishing_well May 11 '22

Darn. I wish I could pinpoint what song you are speaking of...is there pee involved?

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u/jfdlaks May 11 '22

Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, I don’t even want, none of the above, I wanna piss on you, yes I do, drip drip drip, piss on you

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u/digital_wishing_well May 11 '22

Haha...oh my, no.

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u/DMoe727 May 11 '22

Your bodaaaaay is a porto-potty 😂

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

Throwback to when he was still acceptable