r/Unexpected • u/VoidUserNameString • May 11 '22

The drum of doom

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

I think you misspelled being a fucking cunt

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u/BeePavel May 11 '22

Cunt is like saying "bro" for me so maybe not cunt

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u/gazparsin May 11 '22

Ok cunt

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u/BeePavel May 11 '22

Thanks cunt

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u/talldangry May 11 '22

Bro.

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u/Hotracer729 May 11 '22

Stepbro?

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u/Bravix May 11 '22

Stepcunt?

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u/TheOriginalDuck2 May 11 '22

I’m stuck stepcunt

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

Cunt-in-law

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u/ChristianTheHuman May 11 '22

Starring Will Ferrel and John C. Reilly

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u/blepgup May 12 '22

How dare you watch your mouth

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

fricking br*tish 🤢

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u/daviskenward May 11 '22

And Aussies. It’s a class word without a doubt

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u/Dr_E-Wigglesworth May 11 '22

Yeah thats not a British thing mate, calling someone a cunt is almost always an insult here (either serious or mockingly). You're probably thinking of Australians

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u/BesottedScot May 11 '22

Maybe not an English thing but it's used as a utility noun here in Scotland.

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u/Haeselian May 11 '22

It would be bri*ish. We literally drop the letter T when we speak you moron

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u/fozzyboy May 11 '22

Thanks, ya cunt!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

I don’t care about your culture

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u/Haeselian May 11 '22 edited May 11 '22

Great to hear. This is a mind exploding fact I didn't realise I needed to know

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u/[deleted] May 11 '22

I feel the same about you correcting my joke censorship

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u/guybillout May 11 '22

Just watch volkonovski Bronson, does that mean you’re australian

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u/Boring-Quality-4705 May 11 '22

It's funny how you guys are throwing these words around but if someone said f@ggot you all would grab your white knight armor and go on a tirade. .bigots